Justin Timberlake Wants To Touch Your A*s (And You’re Gonna Let Him)

Don’t stare directly into his eyes.  Especially if you happen to be a black woman.

But then again, maybe you should.  If by chance you get trapped by his seemingly magical powers of pale seduction, he just might make you famous (or infamous) if that’s what you’re after.  Justin Timberlake: the singing, dancing,  Britney Spears-loving,  Timberland-assisted, Michael Jackson wannabe has touched on more brown buns than a sandwich maker at a health food deli.

We all remember when he pulled the lid off Janet Jackson’s tiddy during halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII, embedding the term “wardrobe malfunction” into our language forever.   How many people recall that he bailed on Janet, leaving her to hold the bag?  She went into hiding;  he went and won two Grammys.  At the time, Timberlake claimed he thought all he was doing was exposing a red bra when he tore open Jackson’s clothes.  “I mean, I was completely shocked and appalled, and all I could say was ‘oh my God, oh my God’.” Yeah right, dude.  You and Janet thought it would be fly to give the world a peek at her boob, but when things went bad, you pulled some Mickey Mouse stuff.

Time moved on and Janet dropped Damita Jo. She did what, you ask?  Yeah, exactly.   JT took a little time off before getting his “SexyBack” and the rest is history.

What started out as a PR nightmare turned Timberlake into a pop music sensation.  If R. Kelly was the “Pied Piper,” then Justin was Mr. “Midas.”  Only he wasn’t touching gold.  He was smacking, flipping, and rubbing down all the ebony tail he could find.

Enter the Good Girl Gone Bad: Rihanna.  As she made her transition from little island girl to whatever she is now, JT was right there to offer her a helping hand, and another, and his lips.  Timberlake was featured on Rihanna’s song, “Rehab” for which he accompanied her in the video.  It was a steamy, sexual visual with him tossing her on a car and getting busy.  Here we have Timberlake, again,  ushering a black woman into the dark side.  Rih-Rih was headed that direction anyway, but I’m sure he wasn’t complaining about copping a few feels along the ride.

They say three times is a charm, so it might have been less surprising when Timberlake and Ciara humped one another all over the screen in her “Love/Sex/Magic” clip.  Again,  here was a black female  trying to appear edgier, sexier, and seeking to attract a different demographic than when she first came onto the music scene.  Timberlake somehow is the man to call when these women need that special touch.

Timberlake’s uncanny knack for playing the role of seducer when it comes to black women conjures up images of the slave master raiding the servants’ quarters and having his way with the female of his choice.  After watching them work in the cotton fields all day, their thick thighs and ample African backsides became too much for him to resist.  Maybe in the slaves’ minds, a relationship with “Massa'” would lead to better treatment, even allowing them to barter their way out of captivity.   In the same fashion, not so much Janet, but maybe  Rihanna and Ciara thought that their encounters with the white Timberlake would catapult them to the mainstream success that they dreamed of when they put head to pillow.

What you see is seldom what you get, especially in the world of entertainment.  Though he gets down with the brown on camera, Timberlake’s real women of choice have included the aforementioned Spears, Cameron Diaz, and Jessica Biel.   This proves that while JT likes to have his fun, at the end of the night, he knows he has to go home.

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